A Strawberry ‘Ku

A Strawberry ‘Ku

It’s a strawberryPrincess tells me. ‘Coz it’s red’‘Not black like Daddy’s’ The wisdom of 4so I have a strawberryDad, a blackberry Oh my strawberryI love your sleek lines, big faceuser friendly keys Yet, you tease and tauntYou are unlike the othersA puzzle to me I will decipher,I will crack open your vaultand learn your secrets…

An Fn key ‘ku

An Fn key ‘ku

That darn Fn keyisn’t working properlylaptop is hostage Yay for WarrantiesBoo, system must be wiped cleanDamn, Damn, Double Damn Bought a back-up driveit’s holding laptop hostageisn’t working right Hooked up yesterdayIt is still running back up12 hours later This is crazinessI’m not ignoring y’all’s blogsI just have no choice That damn Fn keystarted this whole…

Bring on the Bananas

Bring on the Bananas

It’s that time again. Time to put on your best dress or your tux, dust off those heels, well except for her because she wears them every day, get your hair did and get ready for the party and the paparazzi.That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it’s Royal Banana Award Ceremony time again. Today’s honorees are…

Blankity Blank Blank

Blankity Blank Blank

Blankity Blank BlankNo, not bad words. That’s my brainThere’s nothing there. Yard work all day longMow, pressure wash, clean, clean, cleanMake it kid friendly Spider webs and weedscover the backyard and swings90 degrees out setting up the poolcleaning off the swings and slideTexas heat is here Brisket is cookingPotatoes ready to cutCorn ready to grill…