Let me set the scene for you. It’s an average night in the Southern Fairytale household, Dinner is sandwiches around a casually set table and the TV is playing in the background. Yes I know that’s bad, but I’m tired, Nate’s tired and I just didn’t notice. It’s playing a movie by the name of…
Today is my mom’s birthday. The woman who gave me life and nearly drop kicked her doctor during my delivery because he was an ass who rotated me without warning, or an epidural. If you’re a mom, you totally flinched, clenched and said a**hole My mom is an amazing woman. She is strong, beautiful, funny,…
Doritos and Pickles, The breakfast of Monkeys and pregnant women everywhere Seriously, y’all… Doritos and Pickle Slices. That’s what Monkey had at 7:30 AM for breakfast.I know, I know.. just report me to the nutrition police and get it over with 🙂 More Wordless Wednesdays can be found here or here No congratulations here… but…
Today I’m going to share a super secret with y’all. It’s my super secret, tonguegasmic spice recipe. This is the seasoning mix that I use for my tonguegasmic Southern Fried Chicken pot roast, campfire burgers and even veggies, shoot y’all, I use it for everything. I love it. As a Bonus, here’s my second favorite…
Weekly Winners is the brain child of the darling and talented Lotus. Shadow Monkey Almost, but not quite good. Monkey Punkin’ Pickin’ Making New Friends Feel The Vibration The Monkey Mash A Wedding Story
I know it’s not October anymore but this is a Boobnanza post so I figured a picture of the Bewbs couldn’t hurt :-). Thank you so much to everyone who donated prizes, commented, spent hours clicking, posted the button and did so much to help make the Boobnanza a success. Without further ado… here are…
In my husband’s opinion, that rack up there Rocks the most for many reasons but mainly, because it’s mine and I let him fondle it at will. * I think my rack rocks because those bewbs up there have nursed two children for over a year apiece and that is a treasure beyond words for…
Raggedy Princess and Raggedy Monkey*************************************************************************************** Don’t forget about the ongoing Boobnanza! There are lots of great prizes and it’s clicking for a cause! Here are a few less Boob filled posts for your viewing pleasure:* Lemons and Road Etiquette, Nov 2007* Secret Engines, Nov 2007* In Your Hands, Dec 2007 * They Call Him The…
That’s right. It’s a boobtastic giveaway. It’s all about the Bewbs, Ta Tas, the Rack, The Glamorous Mammaries, The Mam Twins, The Girls, The Lovelies, you know… So as y’all may know I have those ads over there, you know… …..>>>> those. I don’t make much off them. A pittance every couple of months to…
We interrupt the regularly scheduled Mouthwatering Monday to bring you some notes from a Garage Sale. Dear Garage Sale attendees: * It is considered rude, tacky and unbelievably obnoxious to ring a person’s doorbell at 8PM two nights before the actual sale to ask for a preview. * It is tasteless, obnoxious and terribly inconsiderate…
Weekly Winners is the brainchild of the super talented Lotus, of Sarcastic Mom infamy.Pop on over to see her, and other people who picked up their camera more than I did this week. This gave him ideas when we got home. Football Rawks! Princess and Toots It was a hectic week, field trips, football games,…
We haven’t had any Southern Tidbits in a while, so I thought I’d share a few from the past week. ***************************************************************************************Monkey comes running into the room: Monkey: “Sh*t, Torts*” Me: “Yes, those are your shirt and shorts, do you want to get dressed?”************************************************************************************* Princess: “Mom, can I call you a moron?” Me: …************************************************************************************* I’m painting…